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Navy Demotivational Poster


OH THE PLACES YOU'LL GO -


TAGS: us navy seals
Rating: 4.85/5

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Iconoclast - March 2, 2012, 8:20 pm
Excellent poster. I saw the quote and didn't even think about doing a poster on it. Thanks for doing it.


Intelligence -


TAGS: intelligence china submarines military navy
Rating: 4.92/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:02 pm
Hear about the aircraft-carrier China's building? It's first one ever, supposedly... Kust as we're getting a fleet of flying death-rays! NOW who's a threat to whom...?
jinxguy44 - December 4, 2015, 1:04 pm
Chalk one more up for Captain obvious- you'll never know where he'll strike again!!!
JesusWept - December 3, 2015, 5:54 am
Thanks, people :)
concern3 - December 3, 2015, 3:25 am
You nailed it, good one, a 5er
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:46 am
Dog! too funny! 5 L dropping that stinker! LOL! Made an excellent poster even funnier!
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:45 am
LOL! I've always wondered it people writing the headlines aren't actually doing this deliberately to see if the editor notices before it gets published? 5 LOL lions!
spacedog - December 2, 2015, 7:38 pm
Ha! That's some in-depth reporting.


JUST REVEALED - The identity of the U.S. Navy SEAL who shot Osama Bin Ladin's eye out




CORPSMAN UP... -


TAGS: corpsman navy soldier hero
Rating: 4.59/5

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raiben - October 18, 2010, 7:25 pm
Good job, i know the job too well, its mine.


AIRCRAFT CARRIER DRIFTING - Words can not describe the awesome


TAGS: aircraft carrier drifting navy awesome
Rating: 4.36/5

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NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:18 pm
Got love something that big that can move fast enough to tow a skier.
NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:17 pm
...We'll find that skier yet!
levinkatz - July 3, 2013, 12:49 pm
The Nimitz on workups, 1 foot on the deck the other on the bulkhead, I was there. 5L
jackripper - August 19, 2010, 6:43 am
It is an awesome feeling when that big ship starts making those turns. I do miss the sea. 5Ls for the memories
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:08 am
Coming About Captian!


MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.


TAGS: navy marine marines transport okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.68/5

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gargos1979 - November 12, 2011, 11:57 am
why do marines have there names sewed on the b*** pocket? So the navy knowss who there screwing
50cal - October 22, 2010, 2:29 pm
More like the marines are the Navy's private army.... yeah that right all your funding is left over from them... MARINE= Muscle Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
Timmah - June 23, 2010, 12:37 am
You know why the navy keeps marines on their boats? Because sheep would be too obvious. Let the hating me begin!


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


KNOCK KNOCK -


TAGS: navy seals
Rating: 4.53/5

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Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:00 am
TO FINISH BART'S QUOTE: "laden with bullets" (that's a heavy "A", ladies and gents). Oh, and hey Bart.
Bartimaeus - May 9, 2011, 6:06 pm
Osama! "Osama who?" Osama Bin...*BANG*BANG*BANG*


SEALS & RANGERS -


TAGS: navy army
Rating: 4.8/5

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trainwreck - May 11, 2011, 7:43 pm
I showed this to my dad. said to tell you "Hooah"
Airman - May 9, 2011, 2:13 pm
no no no
forseti - May 9, 2011, 1:40 pm
Airman was a ranger I guess...


WAR - it's hell




SOME SHIPS -


TAGS: us navy submarine
Rating: 4.98/5

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fgd051943 - October 22, 2013, 4:13 pm
There are 2 types of vessels in the ocean: submarines and targets.
Budog - August 12, 2011, 5:28 am
120 sailors dive, six months later 60 couples surface...
Iconoclast - August 11, 2011, 2:37 pm
Excellent!! And a passing thought in memory of those who submerged intentionally, but who did not return to the surface.
mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:27 pm
witty...5L
MPsniper - August 11, 2011, 11:25 am
awesome picture. 5 flooded forward tubes for you


WRITING YOUR NAME IN THE SNOW... -


TAGS: navy minigun gatlinggun funny military
Rating: 4.66/5

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MPsniper - July 8, 2013, 7:54 pm
gosh...i seem to remember MAKING THIS POSTER.
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm
d*mn lag
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm
d*mn lag
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm

single post?
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:31 pm

single post?
culos - February 2, 2011, 2:16 pm
Any excuse will do
culos - February 2, 2011, 2:16 pm
Any excuse will do
Benlulz - February 2, 2011, 1:36 pm
Same here
Benlulz - February 2, 2011, 1:36 pm
Same here
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:12 pm

d*** lag. this is why i suck at online gaming.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:11 pm

5weet!!
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:11 pm

5weet!!


EMPTY LAUNCH TUBE -


TAGS: submarine slbm navy typhoon
Rating: 4.95/5

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Fritz0817 - October 22, 2010, 1:09 pm
That's what that bright flash was in new york, I thought it might have been Fox News admitting Glenn Beck is retarded.
smalltownguy - October 16, 2010, 1:14 am
makes me miss watching Red October every Christmas lol
GeorgiZhukov - October 15, 2010, 9:41 pm
Looks like the 'Dmitriy Donskoy'. I think that it's in the Zapadnaya Litsa Base. Not bad. I give this 5 Lions.
hootizz - October 15, 2010, 5:31 pm
Well done mate.., this is superb..!! 5 missing lions for you...


WHEN DIPLOMATS FAIL - There's ALWAYS the United States Navy


TAGS: navy violence force military kill
Rating: 4.19/5

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RetiredUSNChief - September 14, 2010, 10:57 pm
GO NAVY! :)~
guyfox - September 14, 2010, 9:11 pm
wicked jester..............boo yah


THE SUBMARINE - The single, most powerful and most capable mobile weapons platform you will never see. Until it's too late.


TAGS: navy submarines weapons sea ocean
Rating: 4.65/5

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RetiredUSNChief - October 9, 2013, 4:55 am
Heh! Figure the odds! :):)
Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:22 pm
Not if you paint it yellow and come on over to live in it.


NAVY HUMOR - Challenging our Army counterparts to come back with an even more awesome motifake.


TAGS: army navy caveman awesome military
Rating: 3.68/5

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jayman450 - August 13, 2014, 8:30 pm
very not easy
southernsoldier83 - February 19, 2010, 9:51 pm
Yeah buddy its a marine uniform. Make sure you have PID (positive identification) before you start firing rounds off. You definitely just hit some of your marine counterparts. Motifake so easy but the sailor still can't get it right!
TheSarge - November 14, 2009, 7:50 am
Ha! love this one...but thats a Marine uniform he's wearing not Army.
Chaser - October 19, 2009, 10:48 am
I must say good job. That is funny and I will take you up on that challenge.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:49 pm
Yeah its a joke bill, so shut the hell up
Zed - October 10, 2009, 11:33 pm
Not Todd, Bill, but I served in the first Gulf War (Marines), and while I appreciated the Naval back-up, the idea is to make the ENEMY die for our country, not for US to die for ours.
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm
Oh don't start that ****, bill. It's a joke. GTFO if you can't take it.
bill - October 10, 2009, 11:29 pm
do you have no respect for the soldiers that die so you dont have to?


U.S. NAVY SUBMARINES - 120 MEN DIVE DOWN 60 COUPLES COME UP


TAGS: navy submarines couples men
Rating: 3.03/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:29 pm
Being from NY and having lost people I have to say this did not offend me. Had it been a joke based on the actual event it might have. I am more offended by the fact it has been 9 yrs and there is still a hole in the ground.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:18 pm
Ok, 9/11 is a tough date for the USA, but this is a submarine picture... If he would have made jokes about airplaines, skyscra**rs and terrorist, I would understand, but this is far from being offensive to me. Just another sailor joke. 4 torp***s from me.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 1:40 pm
Agreed.
rerun - September 13, 2010, 12:39 pm

as an FYI - I actually think the poster is funny, just bad timing on submission date
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:39 pm
no problem.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:36 pm

and please lets leave the subject alone. damage is done.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:35 pm

terrorism affects everybody. Maybe your country has been lucky, but as the world changes I can only hope that that luck lasts. I would never wish what the people directly affected by 9/11 feel on anybody, even my worst enemy.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
sorry man, i'm just kinda sick of hearing about this attack that doesn't affect us in any way whatsoever
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:27 pm

gee Pzy. 911 crap? I imagine you lost the respect of a lot of people here. I know you have lost mine
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:06 pm
I thought it was good sh**tyz. Though, i'm Australian, and I am kinda sick of hearing all this 911 crap. 5L's
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 6:27 pm
WE don't delete posters here... they stay. Can't give anyone special treatment over all others. Gotta just bite the bullet and forge ahead.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 11:59 am
If it were a terrorist joke I would see the problem, but there are much more offensive posters here. Any one of those posters could appear in the randoms today. I would never make light of 911, but neither did Sh**tyz.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 10:11 am
Pm Mr. M, he is the only one with the power to delete a fake.
Shottyz - September 11, 2010, 10:10 am
My apologize to everyone, I did not remember what today was until I posted. I tried to delete it, but it wouldnt let me. Mods please remove this if possible.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 9:57 am
I agree rerun. Any other day and this might be decent zing if aimed at one of our navy members but today, it just wont fly.
rerun - September 11, 2010, 9:27 am

Talk about offensive, especially on a day like today.


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.




THE BOMB FARM - Here, we see the bomb farmer (Ordie) carefully tending his crop before Special Air Delivery.




HAPPINESS - is a dog and a warm gun.


TAGS: military gun dog navy
Rating: 3.94/5

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szo850 - December 24, 2012, 4:57 am
That and killing other human beings, right?


3 NEW U.S. NAVY SHIPS - A reflection of the times.




US NAVY - Cos you can't have too much Firepower


TAGS: guns usa navy
Rating: 3.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 1:06 pm
Sittin' duck!


THE OLD SALT -


TAGS: salty navy humor
Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - August 11, 2013, 1:14 pm

(guffah)
GaryO - August 11, 2013, 12:33 pm
I know,….went to bed earlier this too bright sunday morning…..head hurts when I laugh……’buoy’…that’s….ow
lgvernon - August 11, 2013, 12:08 pm

Buoy....
GaryO - August 11, 2013, 11:52 am
Rancors aweigh…sigh


NUCLEAR CARRIER - Refueling at sea.


TAGS: navy carrier nuclear awesome military
Rating: 4.84/5

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RetiredUSNChief - March 18, 2012, 8:07 pm
Pretty impressive, I'm sure. I spent my 20 years on submarines...if it got bad, we just went deeper. :):)
Dwiggit - February 28, 2012, 6:48 am
thats pretty epic and theres only a few of us that have experienced a lighting storm at sea in those things.


NAVY - We can pretty much guarantee you won't die.


TAGS: navy
Rating: 2.88/5

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Aurielius - January 9, 2016, 10:24 am
Hmm..Coral Sea, Midway,Leyte Gulf,Sibuyan Sea,Saipan. There are no fox holes on the oceans.
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 6:28 pm
AMERICA! F#CK YEAH!
Mr. Nemo - October 25, 2009, 5:04 pm
acts of war, if it sinks you can't prove it
Derek - October 25, 2009, 4:21 pm
There must have been some dramatic changes since the battle of the Coral Sea


A LITTLE TEST OF SEAWORTHINESS -


TAGS: navy captain ensign
Rating: 4.95/5

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Peso - July 21, 2011, 8:05 am
Classic! 5Ls to ya. Once in a great while we would get a new Ensign or a Middie with some spunk but they were few and far between...
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:42 pm
This coming from an Airman. Go figure. 5


SWAB THE DECK MATEYS -




TOMCAT - The single most recognized fighter ever. FOR A REASON


TAGS: tomcat navy military jet
Rating: 3.53/5

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Vanner - September 14, 2013, 6:07 pm
I would have thought the Spitfire or the P51 was the most recognised fighter plane. The Tomcat, probably the most recognised jet fighter..
AirStryke - February 14, 2010, 2:42 am
Well, with compliment of the Phoenix Missile, the Tomcat wasn't seen. But when it is seen, it is instantly recognized
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:44 am
Atually, with a compliment of Phoenix missiles, they are not recognized as often as bandits might hope.


CHIEFS - Because coffee can't drink itself


TAGS: navy
Rating: 3.5/5

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RetiredUSNChief - December 15, 2012, 4:22 am
d*** skippy it can't. :):)
Zook - January 2, 2011, 11:25 pm
as a former navy PO I give this 5L


THE WATER-TIGHT SEAL - Now available in camo.


TAGS: navy seal
Rating: 4.78/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 30, 2012, 4:27 pm
That is very true, and I agree on discussion, not argumentation. I was just curious and with the help of various people, we got to the bottom of it :) if I have not said it before, I like the poster, and knowing it's a Mk43 I like it even more
lgvernon - April 30, 2012, 3:27 pm

That's quite all right, Mor! I love getting things right!~Discussion always helps!~
M0rd3kaI - April 30, 2012, 3:12 pm
Lol, LG, count on me to find a way to get a topic vaguely off topic XD
M0rd3kaI - April 30, 2012, 3:11 pm
Mk43... never even knew that existed, but now that you mention it it does look remarkably similar to the M60E3. The picture you linked has a slightly shorter barrel and threw me off at first, but see the resemblance now. Thanks for that.
lgvernon - April 27, 2012, 5:07 pm

Ah, OK, I see the difference, now. Thank you. Truth be told, I selected the ph**o for the poster based entirely on the MAN. Thank again!~
RetiredUSNChief - April 27, 2012, 4:55 pm
Close, but not quite. It resembles more the M60E4, but is actually a SACO Defense MK43 Mod 0. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:M60iraq2003.jpg The heat shield on the MK43/M60E4 rises slighty higher and is closer to the barrel end than the M60E3.
M0rd3kaI - April 26, 2012, 5:53 pm
Thanks Cranky and LG yes compared to the pic in the poster it is definitely the M60E3, it has the correct sight, barrel/gastube and bipod placement and looks, I thought about the M60, but didn't think it was it. Thanks for that though, much appreciated :)
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:33 pm

The barrel connectors are the same, sight the same, suppressor the same. I think you got it.
crankyhead - April 26, 2012, 5:13 pm
I dunno if that's it for sure, really hard to tell with the water and what not, but it's got the bipod and the tall front sight and the long barrel. Anyway, just a guess. =)
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:09 pm

That would be it, without a doubt! Didn't even look at the M60 series. Thanks!~~
crankyhead - April 26, 2012, 5:05 pm
M60E3 is my best guess. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:M60E3_live_fire_excersise.jpg
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 12:24 pm

Mor, I found this ph**o for the 'seal/swimming' prompt. I have no idea of its origins and have compared this firearm to a host of materials I have about a**ault weapons. I have yet to find a match. The front sight, etc., is completely off for an AR.
M0rd3kaI - April 26, 2012, 12:14 pm
Now that you mention it the Cammies Don't look too standard for US SEALs either. the under water pic seems like an a**ault rifle of sorts with the mag well, but generally the gas tube is above the barrel in AR's... thanks for the input though
fatelvis - April 25, 2012, 11:18 pm
Kai, it doesn't look American or NATO, front sight is too high and too far forward.
M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 12:56 pm
That's why I'm slightly doubting, only weapons I know that have a similar barrel, gas tube and muzzle arrangement is the M240, M249 and M60... and it is definitely not the last one, looks too long for a SAW... Receiver looks like an AA13, but that barrel
lgvernon - April 25, 2012, 12:03 pm

It could be, but I don't think it is. Some of the compoment parts don't look right to me for that weapon.I also do not see perfs on the forestock. Your guess is as good as mine.
M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 11:23 am
Nice LG, 5L... question: is that a M240?? I can't see so well in the refraction of the water
spypengen - April 25, 2012, 9:49 am
is their an air drop attachment for this?


NAVY SEALS - land sea air there is no hell they haven't seen and nowhere to hide


TAGS: navy seals
Rating: 3.68/5

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Grunno - November 10, 2012, 2:50 pm
Can't hide from them but the Obama administration seems to have trouble finding them when they call for help in Libya
guyfox - September 24, 2010, 12:04 am
you mean as in where was this picture taken?
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 9:08 pm
Just ask.... Panama.


US NAVY - (n)1. Translated for the ancient Hebrew word meaning "awesome beyond the comprehension of human reasoning."


TAGS: navy military
Rating: 3.25/5

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Hasbunmb - March 7, 2010, 3:08 am
I may have been a Marine, but consider this a formal shout out to all my Golden Shellback brothers and sisters out there! Go Navy!
Mitchell - September 22, 2009, 9:21 am
U.S. Navy is unstoppable. All other haters are jealous.
current resident - September 21, 2009, 5:18 pm
The Naval tradition I miss the most is Mid-Rats!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:07 pm
"Don't talk to me about Naval tradition! It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." --Winston Chruchill
Derek - September 20, 2009, 4:46 am
"Navy" - from the French word "navire" (ship). Sorry about the reality.
MO - September 18, 2009, 11:36 pm
Yupper, on Sept 3rd two completed BUDs and one is nursing a sore flipper but will be resuming training next summer.
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 11:32 pm
I'm half in the bag so it doesn't matter WTFO. It is an amazing engine
MO - September 18, 2009, 11:31 pm
Coast Guard Otters....there are 2-3 of them in BUDS right now....hold on gotta check.....google Coasties in Seal training.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:30 pm
Sweet. BTW cruise is spelled with an "i". Sorry couldn't resist the grammar nazi hit.
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 11:27 pm
A friend of mine help design the motor (jet turbine)) in those cruse spectaculars!
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:25 pm
Did you hear that the Navy switched to powdered soap? It takes longer to pick up. Just ribbing you guys, thanks for what you bring to the fight..those Tomahawks are badass!
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 5:14 pm
i caught a canada goose in my lawn like that once
LogicDude - September 18, 2009, 11:45 am
MARINE = My a** Riding In Navy Equipment
Ed-Hyde - September 18, 2009, 11:09 am
I thought it translated to "Tries to catch bird with fish hook"
Former Marine - September 18, 2009, 11:06 am
Yeah, Thanks for the ride guys!
mrbombastic - September 18, 2009, 8:09 am
I second that. HOOYAH!


FAMOUS LAST WORDS -


TAGS: famous last words b 52 carrier navy
Rating: 4.57/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:31 pm
and let 'er rip! Good one Sniper


US NAVY - Looks like they took that advice from the Air Force


TAGS: navy air force military
Rating: 3.2/5

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Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 1:19 am
Tiger Woods, Navy and Air Force? Clearly I missed something here. It's not fair to lower the rating because I don't understand it, so no vote from me. : /


TWO TYPES OF AIRCRAFT -


TAGS: f18 navy
Rating: 4.43/5

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rerun - May 18, 2011, 9:10 pm

That is what we call a true "wingman"
Archsquee - May 18, 2011, 9:09 pm
Anyone else notice the levitating guy next to the plane?


WALDO'S ADVICE -


TAGS: bin laden waldo hide advice navy seals your mom
Rating: 4.37/5

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Derek - May 5, 2011, 3:44 am
Not a very good Wally (Waldo). He's always center-stage at Macworld.
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 10:57 pm

lolz martin....i gotta steal that one.
martin81 - May 4, 2011, 7:21 pm
haha cool one! but this is better: http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bin-laden-killed.jpg
tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 6:22 am
Hilarious, made me laugh... even at 6:00am in the morning.


CARPE DIEM - Cuz you'll never know when you can go boating at government expense again.




REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.


TAGS: patriotism military america usa memorial day sadness loss heroism army coast guard navy usmc
Rating: 3.31/5

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Untamedfifty - November 4, 2009, 6:09 pm
Hoorah!! Semper Fi


YO HO YO HO -




US NAVY SEALS - Settling forever the Ninja vs. Pirate debate.


TAGS: navy seals pirate fashion
Rating: 3.02/5

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KDP3 - April 17, 2009, 12:18 am
hahaha...ha
ELI - April 16, 2009, 7:17 pm
d*** right thats all you got, hahaha
Hakiu - April 16, 2009, 7:04 pm
Ninjas were the snipers of yesteryear.


US NAVY SEALS -




GLOBAL WARMING... -


TAGS: navy submarine global warming
Rating: 4.52/5

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eldiabloloco - October 18, 2010, 8:19 am
I agree RL 5L from me also
Reality Lord - October 16, 2010, 4:14 pm

i'm surprised this scored so low. i really like it. 5L from me dude.


PURPOSE - The function of the naval aviator is a courier service for the ordnanceman.


TAGS: navy pilot fighter jet ordnance air craft carrier
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Moonrage - February 16, 2011, 9:20 am
AO is the worst rate. All the fools become AOs
phydeaux - November 23, 2009, 1:59 pm
Aamen baby...AO...fist of the fleet...
Mongo - November 13, 2009, 4:26 pm
Umm, what if its a tanker hop?
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:20 pm
Clever :})


BUD/S - Where fear of the water goes to die


TAGS: seals navy water
Rating: 4.22/5

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Tarapin - July 31, 2011, 1:08 pm
Ahh...Drown-proofing! Fun times to be had by all!


PHILIPPINE NAVY - We get the job done. No need for hitech since our elected officials steal our budgets & funding.


TAGS: philippines navy
Rating: 3.12/5

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Haarakkon - December 29, 2008, 9:22 pm
Canuck Frigate.
macario - September 26, 2008, 12:15 am
These are not typical sailors. Looks like elite navy SWAG (Seal) using Boston whalers.


WHERE'S WALDO??? - Haha! There he is!!! Oh shi!


TAGS: navy seals
Rating: 2.69/5

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Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:42 am
Ahhh you Wally


IRANIAN NAVAL EXERCISES... -


TAGS: iran navy submarine p3 sink
Rating: 4.5/5

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vulture - December 31, 2011, 5:05 pm
Silly Vulture! I was reading the map wrong. What I thought were the boundaries is a dirt track! :D
crankyhead - December 31, 2011, 4:56 pm
The whole southern half of Iran is on the Arabian sea.
MPsniper - December 31, 2011, 7:53 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Republic_of_Iran_Navy ===== http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_ships_of_the_Iranian_Navy
MPsniper - December 31, 2011, 7:52 am
actually...they have a real live navy....and quite a few submarines.
vulture - December 31, 2011, 4:52 am
I'm going to ask what may be a stupid question, here - what is a land-locked country (Iran) doing owning a sub? Where do they park it?!


HEY SKIP... -




AMUSEMENT PARK RIDES - A bit different at Seal-Land




U.S. NAVY SEALS - Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret




syria....SOLVED -


TAGS: syria navy ssbn obamaislame
Rating: 3.67/5

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Ron2 - September 9, 2013, 3:16 pm
It would solve the Syrian problem, on both sides but would not solve the middle east problem nor the problem in China, N. Korea, so on and so forth. Might even solve the US problem when the rest of the worlds nations destroyed us.
Capt. Morgan - September 7, 2013, 12:09 pm
Those missiles are expensive and that's a lot of money to spend just to bail out an untutored amateur president. Just have to accept the fact it's another round to Vladimir Putin.
falloutghoul - September 7, 2013, 9:09 am
I don't think we're actually "going to war."
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:45 pm
Thursday night in Nashville, Dave Mustane said "We don't want to go to war in Syria" and the audience seemed to agree.


NAVY TOMAHAWKS - When you want to make a big impression Send it air express


TAGS: navy tomahawk awesome death
Rating: 3.17/5

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mjnavyguy - January 11, 2010, 11:08 am
knowing where to point it is the easy part getting the right permissions - not so much
Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:59 am
Works best if you know where to point it


MEANWHILE OFF THE COAST OF LIBYA... - The US NAVY carries out the "Plan of the Day "..BRAVO ZULU


TAGS: navy tomahawk libya
Rating: 3.07/5

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JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 5:06 pm
This makes me proud to be a US Navy Sailor!
iyaayas66 - March 20, 2011, 11:28 pm
It's the U.S. Navy's version of lawn darts: Tomahawk Catch!


SWEEPERS - "Sweepers sweepers man your brooms!"


TAGS: navy desert deid
Rating: 2.26/5

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He who knows - January 6, 2009, 1:28 am
This is for the HAS in Al Udeid
Absoludicrous - September 11, 2008, 6:49 pm
Jesus t***... I don't want to sweep the hangar.
Erik the Viking - September 9, 2008, 1:54 am
I gave it 4 lions just because it was Navy, even though it really wasn't funny... Inside jokes make me smile, inside ;o).
ET3 - September 3, 2008, 1:05 pm
Navy joke. Sweet.
Anakun - August 27, 2008, 10:09 am
one bad joke per day please


FULL STEAM AHEAD CAPTAIN -


TAGS: navy greet thefleet admiral smith
Rating: 4.74/5

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RonE - December 23, 2011, 12:55 am
Only thing not right about that is me not in the middle.
Reality Lord - December 22, 2011, 5:57 pm

d*** right. dude should be wearing protective equipment around high voltage. p'ffft.
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 4:29 pm
That's Not Right .


THE US NAVY KALMAR - So awesome not even Batman has one.


TAGS: seabees navy cargo batman awesome
Rating: 2.64/5

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bill - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm
cause
Cerebus42 - October 10, 2009, 10:36 pm
I have to ask, what makes a glorified forklift "awesome"?


DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: diplomacy navy carrier
Rating: 2.13/5
thelegend78 - January 11, 2009, 12:30 pm
play the whack a mole game
Sean - September 1, 2008, 1:30 am
And what was Bloch planning to do with the bigger hammer?


kristin beck -




THE NAVY OF TOMORROW - finally here today


TAGS: navy future today
Rating: 4.19/5

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Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 7:13 pm
Isnt Littoral Combat Ship LCS not LSC? Just sayin.
TheTrashHeap - January 4, 2011, 9:17 am
Clitoral Combat? Sounds like a great title for a lesbian p*** film.
Peso - January 4, 2011, 6:58 am
That gentlemen, is the newest type frigate built for the US Navy. It's called a Littoral Combat Ship (LSC) class and it is the "wave of the future" in naval warfare. General Dynamics and Lockheed Martin are vying for the contract.
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 1:33 pm
It looks like a Cylon helmet from the old Battlestar Galactica. With a touch of Darth Vaders thrown in.
Ed-Hyde - August 12, 2010, 12:15 pm
and I think they ordered 8 of them. Latest class of destroyers. reduced rader and sonar signatures, extremely high speed. and a metric b*** ton of missles.
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 10:16 am
it's the U.S.S. Independence
Iconoclast - August 12, 2010, 10:08 am
The lines also suggest that it uses stealth technology - reduces the image on radar.
Bakstabr - August 11, 2010, 11:46 pm
It's a hydrofoil. It's cool because the faster it goes the higher up off the water it comes so less drag, hence the two large wings coming off the sides. That is an actual boat and i think should join the fleet in about a year or so.
guyfox - August 11, 2010, 8:46 pm
it's a motifake not to be taken seriously I have no idea what type of boat
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:23 pm
what the hell type of boat is that?
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:10 pm
It can't be the future if it is already here now. It could be the present, but not the future.
guyfox - August 11, 2010, 8:07 pm
is the future
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:03 pm
And this?


AND GOD SPOKE... -


TAGS: god navy military lightning bolt warriors
Rating: 3.86/5

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robbidos - December 1, 2012, 4:56 pm
heh, lotta "tools" but someone may a**ume i am talking about airplanes
raiben - October 17, 2010, 8:39 pm
HOOYA. sorry, NAVY guy rite here.


PARACHUTE RIGGERS - Best damn rate in the Navy...Get some!




POWER PROJECTION - Getting your peeps to pimp out your 102,000 ton super carrier into a kickin' date magnet.




NAVY, ACTUALLY. - Makes more sense.


TAGS: navy army
Rating: 1.79/5

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Vinnie - August 3, 2008, 5:30 am
British, actually...
anony mouse - July 16, 2008, 8:40 pm
not*
anony mouse - July 16, 2008, 8:37 pm
but the the USN, so where does the slogan even come in?
Army Chick - May 29, 2008, 12:51 am
Army, Navy, Air Force, all molestable in their own ways.


AFTERBURNERS -


TAGS: f18 pilot navy airman takeoff
Rating: 4.61/5

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forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:17 pm
I love it!!


THERE MAY ONLY BE 6 - BUT THIS IS A PERFECT 10 and doesn't get any better at all.


TAGS: us navy blue angels fly perfect at all times under all conditions and are the epitome of grace style and precision
Rating: 4.24/5

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agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:19 am
.................roll


THEY SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING - So I Became A Seal




Meet Chris Kristin Beck -


TAGS: chris kristin beck navy seal
Rating: 4.67/5

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WTFO - June 6, 2013, 2:02 am
Interesting how clueless some people are about freedom and what it costs. Or even the motivations behind some wars. Never let facts get in the way of dogma. But, that conversation is for another site. Ism, I thank those I work with every chance I get.
Ism - June 5, 2013, 7:03 pm
My Father & Nephew are Veterans.. My sister is Civilian Dept. of Defense w/ equivalent rank of Colonel & she served 2 tours in Afghanistan.. im not a fan of the Capitalist War Machine & its Goals.. just the ppl who do fight.. so I can make silly posters..
Cannabal - June 5, 2013, 6:24 pm
So what freedoms were we fighting for in the Persian Gulf? Ah, yes, OIL! A lot of which went to China, by the way.
Sho - June 5, 2013, 3:51 pm
So who are these individuals that form guerrillas and that are being oppressed? The lower class? The middle class? maybe immigrants? Or all of them? And by having them oppressed, you have the freedom to...thank those that oppress them?
Ism - June 5, 2013, 3:44 pm
well... because of ppl like Kristin Beck and our US Armed Services... I don't have to Lead a Guerrilla Resistance Team to fight Oppression... I have the FREEDOM to make Posters and Judge my Peer's Contributions... to me that's Freedom... and I Thank them.
Sho - June 5, 2013, 2:46 pm
Might be a stupid question but I'll ask again: Freedom of/from/to do what?


BASIC MARKMANSHIP - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.




MINESWEEPERS -




U.S. NAVY - If you got the balls, we got the artillery.


TAGS: navy artillery ship awesome power
Rating: 2.73/5

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Derek - July 18, 2009, 11:46 pm
No artillery here. Anyway... balls to do what exactly?


GROSSLY OVERMATCHED - A.K.A. Twins vs. Yankees playoff series.




Oops -




THE NAME GAME -




TICK TICK TICK -


TAGS: iran us navy
Rating: 4.33/5

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ICEMAN - December 30, 2011, 10:40 pm
Oh, that's right, you're Canuckian. ;) Truth be told, you could be right if it went down. That's how paranoid traders are.
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:03 pm
I got my 20 on both sides posturing a whole lot but neither side actually firing a sh** at one another. End result? The price of gas will double by summertime because of the 'uncertainty in the marketplace'. How's that for demotivational? =)
ICEMAN - December 30, 2011, 10:52 am
Everybody place your bets. I got 20 on the Fifth Fleet.


BLUE ANGELS -


TAGS: navy dyslexia
Rating: 4/5

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Airman - June 22, 2012, 10:46 am
nothing to do with the letters.. notice the ground? and the ****pit? they are upside down
noiretnopal - June 22, 2012, 2:42 am
and the backwards E
NobodySpecial - June 20, 2012, 9:02 pm
Sorry you lost me. Is it just the 'S' you can't see behind the pylon on the wing?


No. 1 Reason -


TAGS: wing star wars navy lol
Rating: 3/5

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omg - August 2, 2009, 8:28 pm
its CONTRACT you f***in idiot.


HIT - and sail


TAGS: hit boat ship navy sea
Rating: 4.65/5

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:41 pm
Love this :)


BEST DEFENSE -


TAGS: drink fight scotland navy war
Rating: 4.54/5

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spacedog - July 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
And the foreign policy must revolve around hitting on the herds on the other side of the fence.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 10:37 pm
The rest of the defense budget is allocated to making sure that Kegs don't empty at local pubs.
spacedog - July 12, 2010, 10:35 pm
The picking fights budget is obviously minor compared to the getting pissed war chest. 5L


A MAN IN UNIFORM - Everyone loves 'em


TAGS: navy military uniform
Rating: 3.67/5

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That13YearOldKid - October 3, 2010, 8:31 pm
I don't..think..so.. O_o...
Motifaker!! - June 12, 2009, 8:59 pm
Probably pretty fresh out of boot camp. Man that's an old school picture.
NavyCorpsman - April 15, 2009, 11:56 pm
Yup, three gals lovin' him up. Poor "fleetie".
Cubbybear - April 15, 2009, 11:34 am
Those are girls...right?


UNDERWATER NAVY ENLISTMENT -




DAVE'S INSANITY SAUCE - Yeah, it feel like that goin' down.


TAGS: h** sauce dave insanity atomic blast navy
Rating: 3.35/5

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btuis - February 15, 2010, 8:03 pm
grammar fail
me4891 - December 9, 2009, 6:15 pm
Yes it did, just not in black and white, much more red involved, mostly in my vision


CHECKLIST -




JAZZ HANDS -


TAGS: well i guess i won t be doing any old navy commercials
Rating: 3.08/5

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spacedog - December 5, 2009, 8:31 pm
LMAO! 5Ls


THE NAVY - Not as uninvoled in the war on terrorism as you would be led to believe


TAGS: navy teror sub
Rating: 2.77/5

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rerun - March 1, 2010, 6:29 am

amsom pic.
NiteStryker - February 28, 2010, 11:40 pm
The Navy - Not using spellcheck.


CATCH AND RELEASE - The Dutch Navy is doing it W R O N G !


TAGS: somali pirates captured then released by dutch navy
Rating: 2.57/5

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Cubbybear - April 22, 2009, 7:13 pm
Look how they handled the Natalie Holloway case


ROCK-N-ROLL LADIES - LETS GET-R-DONE! LADIES! TODAY TODAY! I want "MY " HELO emptied 5 minutes ago We "WORK" 4 a living around here!




THE US NAVY -


TAGS: us navy
Rating: 2/5

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soulknife20 - March 9, 2009, 4:59 pm
The jumper is the top to the dress uniform for males. Do research before posting comments. ja****s


NAVY - Aims for the stars -




famous last words... -




US Military Might -




REMEMBER THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER FOR HAITI? - It has arrived and the choppers are quite busy


TAGS: us navy arrives
Rating: 4/5

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Paladin609 - February 9, 2011, 8:48 am
I was on the Midway for two years in the 80s. Did a short stint on the Coral Sea, too.
phydeaux - January 19, 2010, 11:03 pm
Yes Airman, you can tour the USS Midway in SD. My first WESTPAC was aboard her sister ship, the Coral Sea. There is an organization trying to do the same for the USS Ranger.
Treehodger - January 19, 2010, 2:53 pm
My friend, David Reo, just came back from his duty in Afgan. Now he voluntered as part of a "Riot Control", as he put it, for there. He is in The National Guard.
Airman - January 19, 2010, 2:51 pm
Hey Mr. Phy.. there's a carrier parked in San Diego you can tour. Is it the Midway?
phydeaux - January 19, 2010, 2:44 pm
Impressive to tour for certain, but spend a few months at sea on one. It get's small and old fast.
Bovee - January 19, 2010, 1:02 pm
I would love to tour an aircraft carrier. They are impressive.
frixxxx - January 19, 2010, 12:44 pm
Don't tell CNN, they'll only report they're on the wrong island!


NAVY SEALS -




HI PITCHED WHISTLE -


TAGS: faceplant moderator navy
Rating: 3.77/5

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Blackjack - May 19, 2011, 4:13 pm
"Attention on Deck!" "Moderator Faceplant has the Bridge"... I forget, I haven't been stationed on a ship yet.
Airman - May 18, 2011, 5:45 pm
my apologies to the Navy folks. I think that's supposed to be 'on' the bridge, not 'to'


AIRSTRYKE, MAKE YUR FF-ING MIND UP! -


TAGS: marine navy
Rating: 3.31/5

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realogic - March 10, 2012, 1:32 pm
Anyone else notice the guy is in old nazi attire? Hell the SS is still on the collar. If it's real the bum should be selling it as a a historical piece and get out of the gutter.
bubbalou - February 4, 2010, 6:20 pm
heh kinda reminds me of Kenneth Mars


MAN LOVIN' - It's the Navy that's into that.


TAGS: army navy caveman easy correction
Rating: 1.8/5
Overlord Douchebag - November 11, 2008, 12:12 am
Oh, wow, some random failed attack on me. I'm flattered.
lol - November 11, 2008, 12:09 am
ask overlord douchebag about man lovin' he'll tell you all about it
b - October 16, 2008, 4:18 pm
Man Lovin': The #1 claim for a soldier to get out the army.


READ THE LABEL -


TAGS: army air force navy gun rifle violence
Rating: 1.64/5

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Pat - July 1, 2009, 2:12 pm
Whats funny is the army actually designed the Marines uniform, and then changed the pattern just to be different. i have seen the aquisition work. Good ole beauracracy, or however the f*** you spell it
LogicDude - June 8, 2009, 9:26 am
Ummm...no. They don't.
hex - June 8, 2009, 1:40 am
marines...wear the same uniform as the army in deployment but they do have cute winter and summer versions of there station uniform aw precious!
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 12:52 am
A good vocabulary can really come in handy Silvermist. Does that mean the term fag came to mean cigarette/homo***ual because a cigarette is a single burning stick?
-quote needed- - April 18, 2009, 8:30 pm
the back flip is cool but they dont throw hatchets they throw shovels, which makes it that much cooler.
Silvermist - March 22, 2009, 9:45 pm
(continued) together and light them on fire, like a bundle of sticks. Just some food for thought for the next time you choose your words...
Silvermist - March 22, 2009, 9:44 pm
Agreed, by the way for those of you who use the word fag, know that you are speaking of a cigarette, and when you say faggot, you are speaking of a bundle of sticks, because the "punishment" for being g** in way back when, was to tie a bunch of g**s
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 8:05 pm
"leatherneck" proves that you don't need to be educated or articulate to be in the military. Thank you for playing!
Seb - November 16, 2008, 2:00 pm
None of you are cooler than the backflip hatchet attack of the Spetsnaz.
leatherneck - October 27, 2008, 1:14 am
wtf? we get their seconds u fag why do u thinkg were in the middle of iraq in f***ing woodland camo but then again your prob some 14 y/o dip**** thinking he's cool cuz he said he was in the marines lol


MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ - Looks better on tv. Ask the Navy!!!




Your Absence -


TAGS: war military army navy wwii
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 8, 2016, 2:11 am
Thank you. :)
Greybeard - March 8, 2016, 2:11 am
Still got a few up my sleeve.
Rick69 - March 7, 2016, 12:59 pm
Here we see the lesser spotted "class act" in its natural habitat...
MissPriss - March 7, 2016, 12:00 pm
HTG! I was just thinking about where you are last night and BAM here you are. Tonight I'm gonna wonder about where my lottery winnings could be...teehee. Nice uppity return Grey!


Warm Christmas. -


TAGS: navy
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 27, 2015, 8:58 pm
Happy New Year, Mao. Best selfie...ever.
mizzdizz - December 27, 2015, 4:32 pm
Rowboat----chokesnorthahahahahaha!!!!!!! SKOL!
maoworks2 - December 27, 2015, 3:16 pm
And Thanks To Reality Lord For Getting Me Back On Line .
maoworks2 - December 27, 2015, 3:14 pm
It Was A Rowboat All WE Could Afford Then .
Greeny - December 27, 2015, 3:11 pm
Cool! What kind of ship is that?
JesusWept - December 27, 2015, 2:52 pm
Happy new year back at you, mao! L L L L L


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